Just face the fact he’s a complete twat! – 16th & 17th May 2001

Wednesday 16th I got hold of Jake eventually this morning when he decided to switch his phone on and we both apologised.

The gorgeous Mr P-K took our Sports Studies group to The Coach and Horses pub for our last lesson with him today. He bought us 2 bags of Quavers and a bag of peanuts between me, Lizzie and Maeve too. That’s got to have been the best lesson ever!!

I saw Jake after college today and we made up properly. 🙂 He kept looking at me and saying I’m pretty and he loves me and stuff!

Jake was telling me how for the last couple of weeks he’s been getting anonymous phone calls and whoever it is hangs up when he answers. That eliminates Hugo then cos he talks to him non-stop! It’s probably some sad little girl (one of the many!) who fancies/stalks him and they’ll have got his number from somewhere.

Jake also told me that he had my mobile number before we got together because he’d been getting weird stalkerish messages and asked Gethin if he had anyone’s number that he hadn’t checked already and mine was one of them! He said if I hadn’t have gone to the party where we met, he’d probably have texted me to let me know he liked me. I would never have believed it though and would’ve thought either he or someone else was just winding me up!

It turned out the messages were from the lad next door to Charlie Wilson (one of his mates) who’d got him to send messages as a joke! Strange!

Bye!

Thursday 17th First thing this morning, Sarah told me that Robbie Taylor knows about her thinking the female orgasm was a myth and about the Bluebell thing (the story behind why Maz got a blue knob and was therefore nicknamed ‘Bluebell’). Apparently he and Declan were taking the piss out of her yesterday and said Jake had told him. So, I texted him and it turns out he did tell his brother that in order to get Robbie to tell him things. He apologised over and over saying he made his bro promise not to say anything to anyone and he didn’t think he would.

Sarah said she wasn’t bothered but she obviously was but didn’t want to cause trouble so I had a bit of a go at Jake on her behalf. I ended up forgiving him pretty quickly though cos he made me feel sorry for him somehow! His brother’s got a definite evil streak in him. He just doesn’t seem to have any consideration for other people’s feelings.

Yey! Sarah also told me today that she’s willing to give Michael Amhurst a chance! I’ve been trying to get them together for ages! He’s always been up for it but she’s either been stubborn about it or unwilling to get over Maz and just face the fact he’s a complete twat!

Bye!

He’s a bit of a bitch – 15th May 2001

Tuesday 15th Declan told me in college today that Robbie was winding Rory up on MSN last night so maybe he provoked the insults aimed at me. He also told me that Robbie was slagging him off too to Rory and everyone and that he does it to everyone. So he’s a bit of a bitch basically then!

Jake came to visit me during my free periods today. I met him outside school and noticed Rory walking in front of me. It made me giggle to myself a bit cos Jake had threatened to thump Rory (Haha!! Yeah, right!) if he saw him and I could see Rory flapping about and apologising. Ryan walked off ahead very quickly and as Jake and I rounded the corner, Clara (Jake’s sister) was at the bus stop. When she spotted us she started pointing at Rory and telling Jake to go after him! Apparently she thought Rory was shady for calling me a dog too!

I feel really upset tonight but I’m not sure why. I think it’s a combination of knowing people (i.e. Rory) have been slagging me off for no apparent reason, my ever looming exams (and the fact I’ve hardly revised for them yet!) and the subject of Jake’s dad apparently not liking me coming up in conversation between us again earlier.

Jake started asking why I’m “running” and hardly ever go to his house so I had to explain that I don’t feel particularly welcome knowing his bro said that his dad doesn’t like me and knowing his bro doesn’t like me for getting him bollocked for saying that! The conversation wasn’t getting anywhere so I eventually hung up cos I was really upset. I felt immediately guilty and tried to ring him back but he seems to have switched his phone off. I’ve left him an apology message on his answer machine and sent an apology text message too.

Part of my spine between my shoulder blades doesn’t feel quite right. It’s not really painful, just sort of uncomfortable.

Bye!

He called me a dog – 14th May 2001

Monday 14th I had a driving lesson today after college which wasn’t much fun. It was raining really hard and it was sooo busy and my instructor took me into Warrington where it was even worse with all the stupid road systems. I was doing the ‘meeting traffic’ part of the course so I was so busy concentrating on not crashing that I got simple things wrong such as braking before indicating and stalling more than usual. My instructor gave me a huge list of things I need to think about before my next lesson. I’m never going to pass!

I’ve not got used to this new car yet either because I’ve only had one lesson in it before and that was over 2 weeks ago now. He obviously wasn’t taking that into account though.

I went to this fashion show thing this evening at the primary school where my mum works. That was a bit boring actually. During it, I got a phone call from Rory apologising for something which I gradually found out (when he calmed down!) was that he called me a dog to Robbie Taylor on that MSN messenger thing on the internet. I didn’t really have a clue what he was on about until I rang Jake afterwards. He said his brother, Rory and a few others had been chatting on MSN and his bro had yelled, “Oh my God” so Jake saw the screen and read that Rory had called me a dog. Jake then took over from his bro and told Rory never to come out with us ever again!

I think that was slightly over the top myself so I told Rory not to worry about it because I’ve been called far worse things in the past and he was obviously genuinely sorry. He only said it cos I’d been taking the piss out of him a bit anyway.

Bye

It makes orgasmic noises when you touch it – 12th & 13th May 2001

Saturday 12th A few of us went round to Floyd’s house this evening. We just spent ages signing Jake’s sad, rich mate up for Manline on the internet and writing guestbook entries into his poncey guestbook on his cruise ship website. Then we spent the rest of the evening watching the Eurovision Song Contest. I think it was hosted in Denmark this year by Dr Death and the Tooth Fairy! We voted for Estonia and they won!! Britain’s song was crap so we all cheered along Estonia instead!

[I’ve found the Estonia and UK Eurovision 2001 offerings for you to enjoy(?)… Good grief.]

I was wearing my cool new trainers tonight and Isaac said, “Cool shoes” and Nell also said she liked them. 🙂 I do too!

Hugo actually phoned Jake at one point so I made use of my bottle opener (it makes orgasmic noises when you touch it!) and played it down the phone at him. He thought it was a real person!

Everybody’s really annoyed with Gethin because he’s made a website with horrible photos of us all on it. There are none of him and it hasn’t even got his name one it, he’s just signed everything “G”. He says he’ll change it. We’ll see! He really annoys me sometimes.

Bye!

Sunday 13th I stayed over at Jake’s house last night because his dad’s in Peru and his sister was at her mate’s house so there was only his brother in. I’ve never slept in his bed before. It was really nice and cosy. We cuddled and kissed and stuff.

We went to the Trafford Centre straight from his house this morning. It was so nice waking up next to him. 🙂 I had to get my mum some birthday presents so I didn’t end up buying anything for myself except food and a cheap top.

Bye!

I’ll probably end up like her (great!) – 8th & 9th May

Tuesday 8th Eww!! I found out at college today that during Denny’s party on Saturday, Cat gave Floyd a blow job ON THE STAIRS!!! They must have been pissed because you just don’t do that! So many people walked past them and mustn’t have realised but the most disturbing part (which explains the ‘eww’ at the start of this entry) is that I spent quite a lot of time sat talking to people under the stairs so they were directly above us! At least Lizzie and Gethin went on a “walk” to do things like that!

Haha! Sarah said she heard noises at Cat’s house after the party and she said it was definitely Jake’s voice! I said I didn’t know what she meant and he was probably just dreaming but I don’t think she believed me. Oops!

Bye!

Wednesday 9th I had quite a lot of free time in college today but instead of revising, Karen took me, Lizzie and Sarah for a drive to relieve the boredom. We went all over the place and got completely lost down some country land near Antrobus, I think it was! We also saw a sign saying we’d entered the Borough of Macclesfield at one point!

On the way back, we took a detour through the south of Warrington to find Maz’s house who is a sort-of-ex of Sarah’s. She’s never seen his house before so we thought we’d go and check it out. We thought it’d be big and posh like most of them in that area but no, it was a scruffy little flat thing with overgrown hedges and peeling paint. Maybe that’ll go towards convincing her to get over him!

I saw Jake after college and we went to watch the bungee jumping that was going on at The Green Dragon pub across the road. We sat on a bench opposite because I used to work in that shithole and therefore did not really want to go in. It looked awful! I’d take a lot to get me ever doing it!

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When we got bored of watching people chickening out/wetting themselves, we took Mollie for a walk. Mum had gone out so I also made our own tea. Jake stayed a bit later than he normally would (and talked about what he’d want to buy if we had a house!) because we were waiting for Abby and her boyfriend Connor to get back from kickboxing because Connor offered to give Jake a lift home.

Mum got a bit annoyed with me and Abby after Jake and Connor went because she wanted to go to bed, I think. However, Abby couldn’t give a toss and went and shut herself in her room so I was left with Mum on my own so I was the one who got yelled at again.

Mum even admitted that it wasn’t particularly me she was annoyed with, it was more Abby because she shut her bedroom door and could’ve been doing anything in there with Connor. I continued trying to apologise and she started saying how I never do anything to help like walk the dog or make the tea (WHAT?!?) and then went to yell at Abby.

Abby told Mum she was pathetic and started swearing at her and stuff which made matters worse. Mum locked herself in the bathroom and was banging about a lot which scared me cos she was being really weird. I got really upset and kept saying sorry and Mum started saying things about nervous breakdowns/mid-life crisis/stress.

She eventually calmed down but told me that if I get so upset now, I’ll probably end up like her (great!) and unfortunately I can kind of see that! She calmed down more and said I’ve not got to take everything on board because I’m not the selfish one.

I spoke to Dad afterwards and he said that I’ve done nothing wrong really and we won’t be able to say/do anything right at the moment in Mum’s eyes. He was really chilled and made me feel better, especially when he laughed about Mum saying I’d end up like her! He kept telling me not to worry but I can’t help it. I don’t want a mental mother! I’ve got to stop getting upset so easily though.

Bye!

His vision was probably blurred with tiredness – 6th & 7th May

Sunday 6th Hellooooo!!! I thought I’d be different and write in orange for a change because it’s nice and bright after writing in black or blue all the time in college!

Welcome to my 22nd diary. That’s quite a lot of diaries I’ve written now!

Anyway, I didn’t really do all that much today because I was at Denny’s 18th birthday party last night and didn’t get much sleep! My boyfriend Jacob Taylor (who will either be known as Jake or J, depending on how much time/energy I’ve got to write!) came to my house this morning but he was tired too because he’d been at the party last night too and we both slept (or not!) on Cat’s living room floor. So, we just got into my bed today and slept for quite a while. We both woke up at various times and had a cuddle and kiss and stuff (his hands wandered!) before we got bored of lying around and took Mollie out for a walk round the field behind my house.

When we got back again, we were worn out so we just watched TV all evening so as to conserve energy! He kept telling me I’m gorgeous (his vision was probably blurred with tiredness!) and said he loves me lots of times! 🙂 Well I love him too!

Bye!

Monday 7th It’s a bank holiday this weekend so I didn’t have to go to college. 🙂 I should really have stayed home and revised for the exams that are looming in a few weeks but it’s been a really nice, sunny day so I didn’t really feel like staying indoors with giant folders of A-level notes. So instead, Jake and I went for a bike ride. We went up the road towards Liverpool and somehow ended up back in Cat’s village. I didn’t have a clue where I was until then!

We finally made it back home and I was just about to go and flop on my bed when Mum asked us to take Mollie for a walk. We just took her round the field again and there were loads of rabbits but Mollie could only smell them because she’s too short to see them over the grass!

When we got in we just lay about (knackered!) on my bed and watched TV and cuddled. He kept telling me I’m beautiful and said I’ve got nice shoulders! I don’t know where that came from! He kept telling me he loves to too. 🙂 Mmm. I like hearing that.

I’m really happy with Jake at the moment. To be honest, it all seems too good to be true sometimes! I get really scared sometimes that something’s going to go wrong and spoil it. I don’t know what I’d do so I hope that doesn’t happen.

Uhh, Mum’s just had a go at me because I asked if she could give me a lift home from college tomorrow. That’s all I said but she completely flew off the handle and started going on about how she’s got 3 things to do already tomorrow (work, take my sister to the Parr Hall for a Young Enterprise thing and see Grandma S).

I said it didn’t matter and I’d just walk home but then Abby shouted at me that there’d be no room in the car for me anyway cos her friends were getting a lift. Mum didn’t know Abby had volunteered her as a taxi but it was ME who got yelled at again! I ended up getting upset because that wasn’t fair that I got yelled at, just because Abby didn’t stick around.

Bye!

The aim was to pop her water bra – 5th May

Saturday 5th Before Denny’s party, Lizzie, Sarah, Cat, Karen, Jake and I all went to Brett Massey’s party. He lives near Ikea and is an ex-boyfriend of Lizzie’s but she recently got back in touch with him and he invited her to his part with the instruction to bring as many girls as possible! Desperate!!

It was pretty weird actually cos there were mostly people who I didn’t know, some that I used to talk to when Lizzie was with Brett and my ex-sort-of-boyfriend, Leon Farrell. I have to say, he has improved a bit but his girlfriend was a bit ming! That pleased me cos Jake is pretty damn gorgeous if you ask me! 🙂

I don’t want to sound full of myself or anything but Leon did keep looking at me! I felt kind of smug though cos I had Jake cuddling me all the time and he had his girlfriend this who wasn’t. Anyway, we didn’t stay at Brett’s long. We just drank all his alcohol, said goodbye/thanks and left!

Denny’s was a top party!! There was everybody there, no Hayley or Lena or any other bitchy people, loads of nice food, music and his lovely big house!

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Nothing really major happened, everybody just stood/danced around and chatted drunkenly at each other. Emma and Freda were searching for Karen with a corkscrew and the aim was to pop her water bra but she wasn’t wearing it!

Suzie told me that I’m one of those “sickening people that always looks good”! I don’t agree but I like Suzie even more now! 🙂

Gethin got really pissed on absinthe and took Jake out to the stables for a chat. He apologised for feeling him up once and told him that I’m a really good friend cos I’m so honest and stuff! 🙂

A few of us got into a discussion about whether hand size indicates penis length and Jake reckons it’s about right cos we measured across his palm from wherever you do it from (can’t remember!) and it was about 6 inches. He reckons his is about 6.5 inches.

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While Gethin was pissed, he said he was imagining me naked. Yuck!

Freda said I remind her of Holly out of Casualty!

Jake and I stayed at Cat’s house and as the night progressed, some stuff happened.

I’d better go! I’ve run out of room. See you in the my next diary….. it’s a red one this time.

Byeeee!!! 🙂