The other thing she plans to do is make fake cum – 14th March 2001

Wednesday 14th
3 weeks + 1 days to go!

Floyd and Nell are no more! I don’t know what’s happened but they’re not seeing each other anymore. Apparently he was quite upset about it but he can’t seriously have thought it’d last seeing as she’s a lesbian! They were still talking to each other today at least.

Sarah was saying that Hayley has got her first lesson with a new driving instructor tomorrow. She says it’s not out of choice but because her old instructor stopped phoning her! She’s been having lessons every week for over 18 months now so her instructor must have got sick of her! I’d better not take the piss too much seeing as I’ve just started having lessons myself!

Hah! Cat’s planning various ways of how to get revenge on Mr L! She have him a letter today, seeing as he’s not reading her emails and if she doesn’t get an apology from him about everything that’s happened recently then she’s going to panic him a bit!

Firstly, she’s printed off a picture of Bill Clinton and written “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” underneath. Then in tiny, tiny writing underneath that, she’s typed Mr A. L, March 2000”! She plans to stick the picture where he’ll see it and every time he takes it down, she’ll replace it!!

The other thing she plans to do is make fake cum! The idea popped into her head when she realised that’s what her facewash looks like but it smells too clean. She then went on the internet and found a recipe on how to make it out of egg whites and condensed milk and stuff! She’s going to squirt some around the History office so he’ll worry, thinking he hasn’t cleaned up after himself properly!

Jake phoned me at about 5:05pm today. He said he’d ring at 4:30 but I wasn’t worried when he didn’t cos he mentioned in his email that it was someone’s 18th last night. I assumed he was still in bed and I wasn’t far off cos he’d got up late which was why he rang when he did. He only had 20 mins left on his phonecard so we couldn’t talk for very long anyway.

He said I’ve got to get pictures of everyone on Friday if we dress up for Comic Relief, especially of me if I dress up as a cowgirl or schoolgirl! He asked why I’d dress up as a cowgirl now but not when he was here. I told him I don’t know but I think it’s just cos I know he’s got a “thing” for cowgirls and I’d feel a bit funny dressing up as on in front of him unless we were alone cos other people know he likes them too and they’d think I was doing it just to turn him on or something!

I also told him that Michael Amhurst seemed interested when Sarah and I mentioned us possibly doing the schoolgirl thing. He then went all sort of protective saying he doesn’t trust Michael or any other lads for that matter!

He was also telling me about how his new ski group is much better than his old one but didn’t really say much else. He said he just likes to hear me talk and giggle, even if he hasn’t got much to tell me himself. 🙂

Bye!

Today’s emails →

14-03-01 Jake email14-03-01 Tess email

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Loads of good blackmail material! – 13th March 2001

Tuesday 13th
3 weeks + 2 days to go!

I’ve been really, really tired all day. I think it must be this bug thing that Mum says is going round. It’s not like I didn’t get to sleep last night cos I did almost straight away.

I got a film developed today. It was all photos that I’ve been taking on Friday nights and stuff so there’s loads of good blackmail material! There are some really funny ones that I took when people were pissed e.g. Robbie Taylor. I have the photographic evidence that he’s been wearing Jake’s clothes!

Cat & Tess in loos

[One of the first photos of Cat and I drunk in the loos… took the latest one a couple of weeks ago!]

Stig

[Lizzie with crisp bags in her hair.]

Snogging

[A spot of snogging… I imagine this was some of the blackmail material.]

Tess and Cat

[Me and Cat, probably in a field on the way to the next pub.]

Drunk Robbie

[Robbie on the floor in Jake’s clothes.]

Jake rang me at about 4:50pm tonight. He was telling me that the Abbie girl is the only one who hasn’t passed Level 1 of the course. I think that’s really shady and so does he but he said she hasn’t really improved much cos she doesn’t do what the instructors tell her to do. I feel sorry for her really.

He also told me more about his roommate saying we can go and stay in his parents’ chalet in Switzerland. I sort of mentioned the fact that everyone there except me would be ski instructors and he wouldn’t want to ski with me if all his mates were there. He got all bothered and hurt about me saying that and promised he wouldn’t do that cos he’d rather ski with me than them. Not that it’s necessarily going to happen anyway!

He’s still saying he wants to come home but is staying for the full 12 weeks. I really can’t wait to see him again! 🙂

I was joking about having to run off with a College 1 or a teacher to him but he told me to stop cos he doesn’t like the thought of it! I should’ve learned that by now!

Bye!

Today’s emails →

13-03-01 Jake email13-03-01 Tess email

It’s bumpy and the car takes off – 12th March 2001

Monday 12th
3 weeks + 3 days to go!

Floyd and Nell are now apparently seeing each other! Sarah said they were deep in conversation in college and then started snogging again! Nobody understands yet! Floyd seems happy though!

Disaster!! They’re resurfacing Hodge Drive! 😦 If you drive down it really fast, there’s a certain point where it’s bumpy and the car takes off. No more fun on the way back from McDonald’s anymore then!

I still don’t feel 100% yet. I had stomach ache today and my back was stiff and so’s my neck. It was this morning anyway but seems to be okay now.

Jake phoned at about 4:40pm today. He didn’t say that much and he explained that was because he was tired and pissed off about his breakfast or something cos he had to wait ages for it. I didn’t really know what he was on about actually!

He said he played some drinking games last night with a few of his mates but he can’t have drunk too much or I doubt he’s have phoned me at a normal time! He told me he still wants to come home even though they’ve got really nice weather there and it’s chucking it down here!

Ooh! I saw the new Westlife video (Uptown Girl, I think it’s called) and the gorgeous Ioan Gruffudd is on it in a suit! Ahh, he’s sooo fit!! I mean, Hornblower was good but him being in it made me make sure I watched it every time! Jake’s just as gorgeous as him though! 🙂

Bye!

Today’s emails →

12-03-01 Jake email12-03-01 Tess email

I was the table – 11th March 2001

Sunday 11th
3 weeks + 4 days to go!

I really couldn’t sleep last night. It was horrible! I was sort of half asleep and started thinking really surreal things. I kept waking myself up but every time I tried to sleep it happened again. It was weird! At one point, I felt like I was sat up and I was the table and other people were sat around me. Like I said, weird!

I had something similar ages ago when I felt like I was a triangle or something. That time I did have a temperature though. Maybe I’m not well now. I ended up sleeping in Mum’s bed cos I felt safer knowing someone was there. I seemed to get off to sleep fine then. This morning, I woke up feeling a bit dizzy and light-headed and I still feel a bit weird now.

Mum reckons I’ve got a bug that’s going round. She says she thinks she’s got it and some of the children and teachers at her school have it too. She says it’s one that lingers and some people have had it for about 3 weeks. She says people have been really weepy and tired but can’t sleep properly and have been stiff when they wake up. That’d make sense cos I got upset quite a bit last week, more than I normally would, and I’ve had a stiff neck when I wake up for all this week which fades as the day goes on. I’ve been really tired too but not sleeping well and I’ve got patchy bits on my tongue and had an ulcer, I think. They’re usually signs I’m coming down with something. Oh well, I hope I’m okay soon cos I don’t like whatever it is. It’s weird!

My driving lesson wasn’t too brilliant today. I was a bit wary of doing it cos I don’t feel 100% today at all but you can’t cancel this late without paying anyway. He took me around Warrington and it was all roundabouts, traffic lights and one-way systems. I kept getting confused and making silly little mistakes like forgetting the handbrake was on and stuff.

Jake phoned at about 5:30pm today which was a nice surprise cos I wasn’t expecting to hear from him until later on. He’s told me he isn’t coming home early after all. I wish he was so I am a bit disappointed. As long as he doesn’t end up staying much longer though, I don’t really mind too much!

We decided that we want to go Youth Hostelling around Scotland at some point in the summer cos we always joked about running away to Scotland together so we could be alone! I don’t know if it’ll happen cos I don’t know how much more either of us will have by then. I hope we can go though.

He told me about his Beetle and how shiny and new it apparently looks now it’s been restored. He said he really wants to be able to drive it again but that there’s not much chance of that now! He said it’s going to be famous cos some photos of it are going in a VW magazine article about the bloke who’s restoring it. Cool!

Even though Jake’s not coming home early now, he still keeps saying how much he wants to come home. I do believe him. He says he’s sort of got to stay for the full 3 months (now he’s not got the excuse of the snow melting to come home) cos he doesn’t want to seem ungrateful seeing as it’s all be paid for. I think I understand.

Uhh, I’m scared of trying to sleep again tonight. I don’t want any nasty dreamy things again cos I hate them! I hope my dreamcatcher works!

Bye!

Today’s emails →

11-03-01 Jake email11-03-01 Tess email

Light-headed and ‘far away’ – 10th March 2001

Saturday 10th
3 weeks + 5 days to go!

I’ve been really tired today cos I couldn’t get to sleep last night and then I had to get up quite early cos I was going to Cheshire Oaks with Sarah today and they picked me up early.

I didn’t really buy much though when we got there. I just got the Wheatus album, a pair or sunglasses from Tog24 and a McDonald’s for lunch. Sarah didn’t find very much either. It was better than staying at home and doing my Geography homework though!

I had to do a Swing Band concert this evening at the Methodist church in the next village. It went quite well but dragged on for ages. It wasn’t just Swing Band, there were extra soloists and stuff in between our tunes. They were good but I was bored. Emma couldn’t go either cos she was working so I was sat on my own.

I kept feeling really funny this evening. It wasn’t a good sort of funny either. It could’ve been just cos I was hot and tired but I felt really light-headed and ‘far away’. Then every so often, I kept feeling like I was sort of drifting (like off to sleep or something) and I kept sort of jumping and snapped out of it. It was weird and I didn’t like it.

I’ve been doing that drifting then jumping thing when I’ve been trying to sleep at night too, along with thinking daft things like I was half awake but dreaming. I don’t like it when that happens cos it’s really strange. I have to totally wake myself up to stop it. Other people say they do that too though.

Unfortunately it’s snowed in Canada. 😦 I’ve not spoken to Jake today or yesterday cos he was doing his avalanche course thing and hasn’t had time to phone me. I don’t think he’ll come back early. It says in his email that he’s still considering it but I reckon he’s just trying to break it to me gently. 😦

Bye!

Today’s emails →

10-03-01 Jake email10-03-01 Tess email

He’s such a gimp! – 9th March 2001

Friday 9th
3 weeks + 6 days to go!

Donna went down to the history department today to confront Mr L about lying. He’s been telling Cat nothing ever went on with Donna and vice versa! He’s such a gimp! He could’ve got away with doing stuff with just one of them but how could you not realise how risky it is to go for them both?! They were bound to find out about each other.

Anyway, Donna showed him the email that Cat printed off for her. He still didn’t admit to anything. Instead, he told Donna that Cat’s a “twisted psycho”! Erm… I don’t think Cat the twisted one somehow!

Cat went to speak to Mr L later on and again he went on about how hurt and betrayed HE felt!! Their argument was interrupted though by people walking into the history office where they were.

I felt really sorry for Lizzie and Karen today. They got the results back from the last lot of Maths exams they did. They both got 2 Us and an N. So basically they failed them all. They both had to leave their Maths lesson cos they were so upset. The head of Maths wanted to speak to them about what to do but I think they needed to calm down first.

The problem is that Karen wants to do Medicine and Lizzie wants to do Sports Therapy at uni and they both need quite high points. They could’ve made up for Maths with General Studies but neither of their courses accept that. Karen did plan out what she’d do if it all went wrong a while ago but Lizzie hasn’t got a clue.

We did The Run tonight. There were a few of our year and LOADS of College 1s. I spoke to Lizzie and Karen and they’ve sorted out what they’re going to do about Maths. Karen’s decided to try really hard and stick with the A Level cos she’s been told that she could get a grade if she knuckles down. Lizzie however has decided to drop down to AS Level which is the safer option. She said she should be able to get some points with that rather than none if she carried on at A Level.

Tonight was okay apart from when Freda pulled a stool out from under me in The Grey Hen. It was quite funny….. until the pain set in! I’d banged my head and left elbow on a chair and landed on my coccyx. I then started worrying that a jolt like that could make my legs/arm go numb again if that’s what caused it in the first place. I got into the toilets out of everybody’s way and just burst into tears. Sarah followed me in and so did a few others. They comforted me for a bit and said how stupid Freda can be sometimes. She did something similar to Karen the other day at college. Stupid cow!

I recovered pretty quickly, finished what was left of my drink (the rest went down Freda! Ha ha ha!!!) and moved on to The Mossland. The pub quiz was on there and my ex-stalker, Paul Nutt, was participating in it. A pub quiz doesn’t quite suit his image of a complete freak though so I thought it was quite amusing!

Floyd ended up snogging Nell (a lesbian). Now this, nobody quite understood! It’s the only other girl Floyd’s ever been with apart from Cat and he likes lesbians so I suppose it was quite good for him! It was a bit odd though! It wasn’t even one kiss either, they were all over each other all night! Strange!

Sarah tried very hard to get a snog out of the night but was unfortunately unsuccessful. She tried Marcus Eden (cos we heard Hayley fancies him but he’d be wasted on her!), Drew Lawley and Ben Jones but none of them seem interested. Knowing her luck, they’re probably all gay!

I really hope Jake can come home early. I really need him back! I miss him sooooo much!

Bye!

Today’s emails →

09-03-01 Jake email09-03-01 Tess email before

09-03-01 Tess email after

He’s being a complete nasty bastard – 7th & 8th March 2001

Wednesday 7th
4 weeks + 1 days to go!

Donna Sharpe is cooperating with Cat about Mr L now. Cat’s explained about how he’s being a complete nasty bastard towards her and I think she showed Donna the emails he’s sent her to prove it. Donna wants a copy of an email so she can go to history, yell at him and use it as evidence that he’s a liar!

Jake phoned at about 4:40pm today. His dad’s arrived in Banff now so I think he’s going to skip skiing and spend the day with him. Jake told me that his dad met Emma while she was seeing his brother and that he thought she was nice. That then led to the subject of his brother telling me his dad didn’t like me.

Jake got all bothered and said that his dad wouldn’t have said it cos he’s harmless and not like that. He also reminded me that his brother slagged me off to his mate Hugo a while back too. I’d forgotten about that. Great! So if it’s true then both his dad and brother don’t particularly like me.

At least his sister stuck up for me when his dad found out about what his bro said! She yelled at her bro, saying it was a really mean thing to say! 🙂

The snow’s still melting cos it’s really warming up there apparently! 🙂 He’s spoken to his dad about coming home a week early and his dad says that’s okay! I hope he does! A week doesn’t sound that much but it’d be nice to see him sooner rather than later!

Bye!

Thursday 8th
4 weeks to go!

Jake rang at about 4:30pm today. He warned me that if I don’t get an email from him tonight then it’s because he’s stuck at Lake Louise. I’m not allowed to worry! He’s skiing as normal but is meeting his dad afterwards so won’t be getting his usual bus back. Instead, he’s going to be getting the last bus back to Banff so if he misses that or his dad’s got the times wrong then he’s stuck there!

He told me it’s still warming up where he is so the snow’s continuing to melt. He said he still wants to come home early so he’s going to check the airline’s website to see if there are any earlier flights back to Heathrow that have got a spare seat for him. 🙂 He thinks he’ll book it if there are any! 🙂

I really do hope he can come home earlier cos then I’ve only got 3 weeks to wait now! He kept telling me not to get my hopes up just in case it doesn’t happen but it’s difficult not to because I really, really want/need to see him!

Bye!

Wednesday’s emails →

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Thursday’s emails →

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