My lack of teenage diary in the last month will have gone mostly unnoticed but a couple of you have asked if all is well. Very kind of you to check. The good news is that I’m absolutely fine – I’ve just been busy moving from Manchester to Leeds and life has been a bit chaotic as a result. I’ve finally got broadband sorted so the next task is to dig out my laptop and diaries from the millions of boxes I still haven’t unpacked. I think I know where they are so normal, cringeworthy service will be resumed soon.