Beady eyes and pirate-style features – 10th April 2001

Tuesday 10th Jake was going back and forth a bit today. He came to my house at about 11am but had to go to the dentist at about 2pm and so left and then came back again about an hour later! Pointless really but never mind!

He said that he wanted to me to sleep in the spare bed with him tonight when we get back from town. If it wasn’t for my family being in nearby rooms then there’s have been no stopping me!

He had a read of his emails today while I was there. One was from Skiing Rob which included the sentence, “Give Tess a good boning from me” (nice!) and another was from Skiing Abbi asking if he’d had a big snog from me and if I’d washed my hands after going to the pathology lab! (That was a Biology trip that we didn’t end up going on.)

Connor gave us a lift into town tonight cos it was raining and we’d have had to wait for a bus otherwise. Sarah and Karen were already in Edison’s when we got there and (very obviously!) pointed out to me that that stupid twat Furry Adam Reynolds was there too! He freaks me out sooo much with his staring, beady eyes and pirate-style features! Creep! Yuk!!

Suzie, Cat and Lizzie arrived soon after us and Sarah announced to us that she’s now discovered the female orgasm is not a myth! We all cheered and clapped so I had to explain to Jake what was going on. I thought he’d just nod and be discreet about it but, oh no, he turned round and laughed hysterically, pointing straight at her. I apologised to Sarah for telling him and kicked him in the shins. She was pissed though and had heard that Maz might be in town too so she didn’t care! Then I spotted Maz coming down the steps. I pointed him out to Jake and we both rushed to tell Sarah. She went all dramatic, looking like she was going to cry (but didn’t).

Out in Warrington

[Cat, Jake & I out in town.]

I was talking to Jake afterwards and he said that Sarah would make a good girlfriend cos you wouldn’t have to worry about satisfying her cos she didn’t think it was possible! I told Sarah to cheer her up and it seemed to work! It’s a bit late now though!!

Jake went to the bar at one point so I was just sat talking to my mates when Robert Osborne came and said hi. He used to be in my form but went to a different college and I have to say he’s very, very fit now!

A few seconds after he’d gone, I got tapped on the shoulder by some strange lad who waffled on at me, trying to get me to agree to go with [snog] with the lad stood next to him. Luckily Jake came back at that point!

We all trooped to Smith’s next and I ended up sat down with Jake all the time we were there cos he doesn’t do dancing. I’m glad I didn’t have to go and dance with my mates though cos even on my way to the toilet I got felt up by creepy blokes! Yuk yuk!!

Maz came over to me and Jake at one point to say hi. He asked how Sarah was and stuff before going to find her. Unfortunately he did and they got snogging again. That’ll bugger her mind up even more now. He asked her to go home with him but she didn’t cos Karen dragged her away.

Karen had been dancing on her own, Suzie and Lizzie had found lads, and Sarah was with Maz which left Cat on her own. Cat was (quite fairly!) pissed off cos she wanted to leave but couldn’t find Suzie who had the ticket for her coat. Without it the people in the cloakroom wouldn’t give it back so we spent ages searching for her. Eventually we spotted them outside with Cat’s coat so we managed to get a taxi home eventually.

When I got home, Jake got into my bed and stayed there for a while and cuddled for a bit and stuff. I was worried my family might wake up or something and come and see if I was home. I’m going to have to do more stuff sooner or later though! He went and slept in the spare room in the end.

Bye!

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