Wednesday 25^th Ferny wasn’t in school today coz he nearly fainted at Air Cadets last night. I hope he gets better soon. It’s his birthday tomorrow too.

It was Emma’s form’s assembly today. As we were waiting for it to start, Freda took the opportunity to ask Ralph out for me (very loudly) whilst he was sat in front of is. He said, “No, sorry. No offence, Tess.” Or something like that. All his mates turned round and I just sank down in my seat going red!

The assembly was total bollocks. It was about perfection and was far from it. Emma’s sketch included her walking off stage wrapped around Davis so I said (very loudly), “Ere, Freddie’d better watch it!” Dougie and Ralph turned round and laughed but I think Freddie was a little bit jealous!

Dougie was singing a lunch. It was funny but actually quite good. He’s doing GCSE Music and he had to write a song. He he he!!!